My Own Words!

I'm a writer so I think I'm entitles to create my own words now and then. Well, not so much my own words but more the grammartisation of already exisitng words.

1. Onned and Offed
- The past tense of 'on' and 'off'. Usage:
a) Who onned the switch?
b) Who offed the fan and light?

2. Paining (my fave)
- Present continuous of 'pain'. Usage:
a) My stomach paining la.
b) Is your leg paining?

3. Downer and Downer
- Present continuous of 'down'. Usage:
a) Why are they going downer and downer (think Titanic when Jack and Rose run down the steps when Rose's husband tries to shoot them)

Cool. I will add more as and when they slip out of my mouth. Oh, and I also offer proofreading services! Ah-ha.